you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.
Sometimes I don’t think tumblr appreciates Buffy and her affinity for terrible puns enough.
awesome mix vol. 1: guardians of the galaxy OST (listen)
i. hooked on a feeling - blue swede // ii. go all the way - the raspberries // iii. spirit in the sky - norman greenbaum // iv. moonage daydream - david bowie // v. fooled around and fell in love - elvin bishop // vi. i’m not in love - 10cc // vii. i want you back - the jackson 5 // viii. come and get your love - redbone // ix. cherry bomb - the runaways // x. escape (the pina colada song) - rupert holmes // xi. o-o-h child - five stairsteps // xii. ain’t no mountain high enough - marvin gaye and tammi tarell