shieldon:

if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

(Source: glameow, via wreckably)

raineblade:

the truth behind Disney movies

(via dangerhamster)

#how I make my comebacks

(Source: mufffliato, via walbasaur)

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

(via ennui-the-viii)

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

(Source: acoolshark, via ennui-the-viii)

magratheology:

Okay this is my favourite ambigram I’ve made

(via archenjol)

If you could be a kitchen utensil, which utensil would you be?

(Source: releasethedoves, via patrrickstump)

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

(Source: earthnation, via august-andrew)

-everysecond:

I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”